Before He Gets Back........

i thought i'd get some more foofy bunny pics in. here are lylahs babies just over a week old. aren't they cute. they are soooo soft. their eyes are starting to open. one of them is a chunky monkey. my human hopes it's a girl and good stock so she doesn't have to sell it or eat it. she's questioning the killing part. i told her to just find someone to kill them, slit their throats, and then hack off the head for her. after that it's just fur and meat, oh and guts. wow this is great conversation about these little furballs!! well here they are. sorry for the yuck!

penelope

Lilly Had Babies Too!!!

boy was this a big surprise. she had seven during the morning. my human didn't even know she was pregnant cause she figured since she was for sale at age three they had retired her for a reason. the bad thing is that they were born in the community cage and looking closely some have knicks on them. they were pretty cold when she found them but are much warmer now. hopefully all of these make it.

penelope

Baby Bunnies!

oh it's very exciting here today. lylah had her babies!!! of course she escaped and had them under the couch. my human wasn't happy because under the couch is very scary. well incase you can't count there are five plump little babies. mom and babies have been returned to their cage and mom is still trying to escape. hopefully she figures out the babies are in there with her. oh dear gotta help catch the mom again. geesh! they kind of look like hairless rats.

penelope

Gerald Goes to the Goat Farm!

yes, i went with the human to see the goats she's getting. it was great fun running around with my kind. there were nigerian dwarf goats, boer goats, la mancha(earless freaks), and two lambs. the lambs tried to eat the humans camera and ran off with it! i told them to. there were also turkeys, which are scary, and a bunch of chickens. the human brought one of hers home since they are already paid for. she took it from it's mother!!!! she is so mean. i must say i smell much better than he does. it's amazing what regular washing can do. well here are my pics!

me riding goats! such fun!

this is an earless freak la mancha!

me eating with the goats!


big scary turkey!

this guy was quite friendly. i wanted him to come home with us.

me watching the poultry. yum!

riding another goat. it was very nice of them to let me get around this way.

another scary turkey!

i highly recommend owning goats. we are a great animal to have around! we're goatastic!!

gerald the goat riding goat

Montel & Bald Eagle Omelets

let me say first i have a dislike for this man. sure he tries to do nice things but he believes in sylvia browns psychic mumbo jumbo gumbo. yes i said gumbo. i got a bit carried away with the "umbo". ok back on topic. montel right? ok, yesterday his show was about teen girls dumping their fresh born babies. now, excluding moosey, we animals are pro life, all the way, no exceptions. with that said i don't see why people freak out when these girls do this. in a country that treats abortion like a sport, you know, "real women get abortions ", why does anyone care if the wee babe ended up in the neighbors trash? had she aborted it we would have high fived. woohoo! abortion rules! now the girl that stabbed her baby 135 times was obviously sick but whats the difference between frying baby with saline in the womb and walking away from the trash? huh? huh? it's right up there with getting charged with a double murder cause the lady you kill is prego. since abortion is legal then her child doesn't technically exist, right? RIGHT!!! however if i want a bald eagle omelet for breakfast i will be jailed for killing a baby bird. but it was still in the egg man, it was yolk. i don't know if the bald eagle is even still protected nor do i care. the point i'm having obvious trouble making is there seems to be alot of double standards or something. i know, i know once the fetus is released outside of the womb it magically turns into a baby before your very eyes! then it is a crime to do magic baby harm. sounds like some more gumbo to me. i can't get the bald eagle omelet out of my head. add a little ham and cheese......yum. hmmmmm i think there is some sort of bald eagle paradise here in okiehoma. just two eggs, i promise.

gerald the bald eagle omelet eating goat