Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Sunday, August 3, 2008

The War on Obesity is Just a War Against Freedom


l.a. is banning any more fast food restaurants from opening in their poor communities. only poor people eat fast food i guess. i've always believed the government would start their control of the people with the military and then the poor. i think this just proves it. now i personally think this is very scary. no one seemed to even protest it. why? well the poor are probably on assistance and to go against the hand that feeds could cut them off. that's how they get ya. poor people are stupid, if they weren't they wouldn't be poor, right? the goal of this seems to be to get the poor and stupid to go to the grocery store or a sit down slow food restaurant to get food. hmmmm last time i checked applebees serves some pretty high calorie stuff as does about every sit down and stay kind of place. if you want an unhealthy meal you can get it at wendy's just as you can at any fancy place. they want more grocery stores to have land available to come to that area so people can buy more mac and cheese. i'm sorry but aside from this being just plain controlling it won't work. what are they gonna do if these poor, stupid people learn how to cook? well then they will have to go into the stores and ban everything that is considered bad by the health kooks. or the poor will be given a special mark so the stores know they can only by tofu and not a cake mix. other cities think this is a great idea and are planning to implement the same thing in their poor communities. again, no one thinks this is a bad idea which just suggests how dangerous our government and its people are becoming. remember how public schools started telling parents what their kids could and couldn't bring for lunch? well someone should have stopped that but no one did. it isn't anyones business if someone wants to be a fat ass. sure it ain't pretty but better to have a bunch of fat asses running around than the government telling us what we can and can't eat, right? you would think so. now my human is poor and stupid based off of all the charts and such. they only eat fast food a few times a year cause they can't afford it. what was that? THEY CAN'T AFFORD IT!!! so maybe the middle and upper class should be the ones banned from fast food. there are plenty of fat rich people out there. i mean lets keep things equal. that's what this country is all about right? honestly even if my human could afford to eat out all the time she wouldn't because the kids would rebel and kill her. why? well they like homemade food better. if given the choice between froot loops or eggs, toast, and oatmeal the kids will always pick the eggs, toast, and oatmeal. so based off of this not all poor people are food giants that only eat bad fast food. in fact alot of poor people eat real food all the time because it is cheaper than eating out. so fat people, fight for your grease so that the rest of us can have it too!


gerald the poor healthy goat

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Food commercials made my kid fat

Parents? Is your kid fat? Well it must be all those commercials. That's right. You couldn't possibly be to blame. You don't make the commercials. The evil food companies put those commercials on t.v. and then your kid got fat. Johnny, who is just seven and weighs 150 lbs., put his huge allowance in his pocket, got on a bus (i was going to have him ride his bike but then he probably wouldn't weigh 150, right?), stopped at the grocery store(he used a free wheel chair to shop in), and bought all the stuff he saw on t.v. that day. He must have been in some sort of trance. Yes the commercial took over his brain....."Johnny... Johnny....leave the house now and go buy twinkies, cupcakes, cookies, nacho cheeeeeeeese chips......eat it all...ALL.....ALL!!!!!" Yep! The commercials made him fat. "Parents....Parents.....sue......sue.......SUE THEM ALL!!!

gerald

the rights of animals

i've posted this before but no one ever looks in the archives.


dear animals,

here are your rights.

you have the right to be eaten if i'm hungry
you have the right to move if i build my house in your woods
you have the right to dishsoap if i spill oil on you
you have the right to eat what you want, but if you dig in my trash you will be sorry
you have the right to stand in the middle of the road, but i might hit you and eat you
you have the right to be cute but i'll still eat you
you have the right to be ugly and still be eaten(ugly animals have rights too)

from the human