The Return of the King!

oh goodness! what has happened to my beautiful blog?! bad kitty! my picture is gone, there are cute fluffy bunny pictures, and not a thing of importance has been mentioned. see what happens when you leave women in charge. vote hillary! hahaha only kidding.

anyway i know you wanted some gruesome surgery pictures but this isn't reality t.v. i will appear in pictures when my neck has healed. the important thing is that i'm back and order can return. penelope, i will thank you for at least keeping things running, and mentioning the animal i.d. thing but other than that i'm not sure how i feel about your work here. fluffy bunnies? i just don't know. it's good to be back though and that is what is important.

gerald the goat king

What's Going on Here?

what's with all the blue? where's all the stuff? my human has been here it seems. i almost like it. blue is a nice color i guess. apparently she's making changes. this is never good. she's gonna make us start attending meetings again and i bet it's gonna be about blog content and topics. hey i was just tryin to lighten things up for awhile. no we'll never see ourselves on authorblogs "post of the day" or "blog awards" but i don't have alot to work with. i told her it's election year and she said "don't bother". don't bother?!!! dirty money hillary is running and she said don't bother. a female is running and i'm not supposed to bother?! what is my human on? crazy pills obviously. well i do agree we need some changes. i suppose i can let moosey out of the closet. we have a new penelope so i guess we can introduce her. that one's crazy though. she never holds still for her photo and she is always busy attacking the other house animals. maybe if my human got off her fat ass i wouldn't have to make pies!!!

gerald the changing goat