Moosey Free!!!

yes folks, moosey is out. no more rehab. i think he'll relapse, wreck his car, and go to the big house! i'd like to say glad to have him back but i've enjoyed the peace. i'm sure everyone feels the same. who knows? maybe he'll come back a changed moose.

gerald

Breaking News- Moosey found!!!!

say it isn't so moosey! apparently moosey has been riding the downward spiral to sleezeville. this photo was taken in mooseys' home three days ago. after verbally slandering the elk community he has entered rehab and is expected to give a public apology to elks everywhere. boy moosey you really mucked up!

gerald the disgusted goat

Dear Animals

i just want to apologize for the crappy picture of your stunt doubles. as far as the choice of stunt doubles go there weren't many applicants. the jobs are still available so maybe someone else will apply. with all of the discrimination we put into place here it's hard to find help. amphibians need not apply.

the human

hey where is moosey??