Darn Humans

sorry for being away, i will now continue with the sheep horror of pies and such. i guess they were just making a pecan pie. why? why would nine sheep move in here to make a pecan pie? i did not eat the pie. the human said it was very good. i guess it wasn't poisoned or the poison they used doesn't hurt humans. im not sure whats going on but i hope to find something out soon.

my human decided to get a migraine (maybe it was the pie), then a spinal injection for pain (which has only given her a headache and back pain so far) and then she went to an infectious disease doctor for no reason so that is why i haven't been on. unfortunately she hasn't given me access passwords but i am in the process of hacking so next time she decides to be ill and such i can continue my work. i will catch up with all of you soon.

gerald the hacking goat

Hmm, Could it Be Pie?

i think it may be some sort of poison pie. i saw this one rolling out the dough into a circle shape. i believe he is probably coated in arsenic. i must say it was a little funny watching him roll. but i still believe they are evil. perseus is going over some plans and snowy is fluffing her fur for what im hoping will be a battle to end the sheep problem.

gerald the plotting goat

Back With Lemon Pie Wisdom

our human finds wisdom in the strangest things. today she was making a lemon pie for her owner for his birthday. every year she says she'll make him one on his b-day and never has until this year. his mother always made him lemon pie on his b-day and this got my human thinking. has she really taken proper care of him all these years by not making him this pie that he has always had on this day. sure it's just a pie but perhaps it has more meaning than pie. his mother loved and cared for him and therefore made him what he wanted on his birthday. now sure that's a mothers love but shouldn't she also love and care for him the same way? well yes of course she should. having a son she thought about this more. when her son marries she wants his wife to take care of him and love him to no end. the pie is an extended expression of her love. it is an extra way of saying i love you so much i am going to continue this tradition for you. sure it's alot of work but in the long run and for years to come it is worth it. maybe people should treat their spouses the way they want their childrens spouses to treat them. maybe that goes beyond the "do unto others". afterall don't humans love their children more than themselves?

gerald the very sappy goat

who would just like to add that the husbands b-day was yesterday and she was a day late, haha

I Made An Apple Pie!!

see, goats are good for something besides abusing. i made an apple pie. i was going to take a picture when it was done but they ate it too fast. no one even said thank you, or maybe i just didn't hear them through all the scarffing!!!! pigs!!!

gerald the pie making goat