ugh i think i am gonna be sick. there was a lot of this going on around here with the sheep. i don't think would i have cared so much except that they kept using "ewe" instead of "you". luckily the humans don't really do too much on v-day. one year she got two goats but i think that's the only time she got anything. lucky for me rut is over so i don't owe anybody anything. yep, that's me the bachelor. boy do i save money. can you just imagine if i had to get something for every doe. i would be in the poor house. heck there wouldn't even be a house!
gerald the single goat
