Where Am I??

i'm sure you all have been wondering where my majestic self has been. i've taken on nursing apparently. the humans have been non stop sick for two months. not just one or two of them either. all seven of them. so i have to take care of them. im not even getting paid!! my human has helped a little when she can but she's pretty useless to be quite honest. she did make it to the goat farm a couple times to see her kids of the season. ill post some pictures soon cause they are beautiful. lots of blue eyes this year. i guess thats a big deal. i don't really think so though. i think they look a little creeeeepy. horror show goats. okay well i have to go make tea for the humans throat. i hope you all are well and ill be back soon, i hope.

gerald the nurse goat

Im Back!

i was kidnapped by franks cousin. apparently he had a problem with frank and his herd living with goats. perseus and snowy found me locked in a feed closet of an abandoned barn. franks cousin is a jerk. franks cousin is dead. perseus killed him and ate him. so im recovering at home and the human is being very nice to me again. i did eat her laptop cord and she is a little urked since it will be the fourth one in under a year she has had to replace. good to be home and i will catch up with all of you as time allows.

gerald the rescued goat

Kidnapped!

we think geralds been kidnapped. we thought, at first, that he had needed a break from all the sheep here but he would have called. perseus heard from some of the cats outside that there is talk of a tied up goat in a basement somewhere. we have put out search teams and hope to turn up something soon. i just hope it isn't too late.

snowy the beautiful

Gerald is Missing

snowy here. we can't find gerald. pereus has been outside talking to the other dogs. there are lots of crazy stories but none have produced gerald. we won't give up though. i have managed to keep that bossy frank busy with errands for the human. her daughter was just diagnosed with tourettes(she isn't one-hundred percent convinced) so things have been pretty nuts around here. it was easy to fool frank into believing the human needed him. so for the time being i have taken back control and we will find gerald.

snowy the beautiful

Stuffing Does Wonders

BEFORE

AFTER

isn't she just lovely. see what great things you can find at a thift store. i seriously think this cost the human about twenty-five cents, maybe not even that much. she wanted to make some more but can't find any patterns online. i think she is just using the wrong words. she said something about having to take it apart so she can make a pattern. i don't think that is a good idea. on the downside she spent three bucks on the stuffing and it took the whole bag! she said it's still a great deal. plus it is a sheep and can you put a price on a sheep? the human says you can. craziness, i say.

frank the "i stole the blog from gerald" sheep

More Sheep! Yeah!

frank here. yes, that's right, it's me, frank. gerald is neglecting his blog so i figure i can run it better. i took the human shopping yesterday to a thrift store because i had a feeling we would find something very special. boy, i couldn't have been more right. she found three sheep.

the best find was the #44 serta sheep. the human has apparently been wanting one for some time. thanks to me, she has it! i'd like to see gerald top that! the smaller lamb baa's.

now this here is neat because she just needs to add stuffing and sew it closed

so i had a splendid day shopping for sheep with the human.

frank the fun sheep

Updates, Boring Updates

well the human has been feeling bad so i have been helping her, aka being her slave. perseus and snowy are working on some sort of peace treaty with those naughty sheep. the human is thinking of starting her own blog to document her path with the docs and her experiences with the medicines she's been trying. i told her not to cause it would take up my computer time but she thinks it would be helpful to people going through what she is. i assured her there are others doing it and she shouldn't bother. yeah i know, i'm a big mean goat, but she hogs the computer as it is. i added a picture of simon since he is not dead yet. i guess that is everything. things have been pretty uneventful around here which can only mean something is on the horizon. guess i better watch my back!

gerald the bored goat