osama bin laden

first go read this http://cryptic-mysteries.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-laden-dead-but-conspiracy.html

well whether he is alive, dead recently, or an old rotting corpse i must say this reeks of conspiracy of some kind. i kinda think the timing, being during obamas presidency, is the main part of the conspiracy. how convenient that the biggest doof be in presidency when this ass is killed. he doesn't deserve credit for this. even if it is true. the men that coordinate, strategize and go in and do the deed are the ones that deserve recognition. i can see him stroking his ego now. makes me ill. i'd puke if i could.

now if this is true then cool. but obama has no place in something he never started and wanted nothing to with. at re-election time he'll remind us all how fabulous he thinks he is. gag. so thats really all i have to say about this topic.

to sum it up, its a bunch of RUBBISH in some form or the other. ,

and yes i basically repeated myself in the second part using different words, redundant.

gerald the bad blogging goat

A Murder

yep that is what it says. mark is dead. poor thing. lucy-fur the evil dog got in the bedroom and assaulted him. no dogs in the bedroom is the rule but someone left the door open and lucy got him!! human is very sad. her owner brought her home a new bunny to cheer her up. funny thing is it was actually the one she wanted first. her owner got lucky and its a boy. not so lucky is that at the store the rabbit told her owner that his name is simon!!! simon is white with silver on the ends of his hair, his ears are silver as is his nose. she's gonna try to take a pic of him but doesn't think the camera will capture his beauty. the human thinks her owner had fun picking out a rabbit cause apparently some of the other rabbits told him their name. so i wonder if he was standing there talking to them. my human has a friend whose husband doesn't really like goats but she caught him in the goat pen holding two kids on his lap!! i bet my humans owner was picking them up and cuddling them. i should ask the store for the security footage to see what exactly went on.

gerald the majestic goat

More Pain For the Human

im starting to feel bad for her. the other night the evil one year old hit her in the head with the broom handle. she never saw it coming. lastnight the evil one flopped down on her and hit his head on hers hard. miraculously he managed to hit her in exactly the same spot the the broom hit her. again she was completely unprepared. she said her head hurt and i think she has a knot on her head. she also burnt her finger in the stove. guess im gonna have to step up protection duty or she is gonna be dead by the end of the week.

gerald the protective goat

Bunny Update

well one of the bunnies died. my human tried to save it but it wasn't having it. lylah still has babies in her belly. apparently she got pregnant at another session with spiro. everyone said the buck is supposed to fall over when he's done but he never did so my human thought they just weren't doing it right. WRONG she was!!! well hopefully no more babies die and lylah gets this over soon. my human looked a little stressed this morning. don't know why? this place is a nuthouse!! she should be used to it by now!

penelope