osama bin laden

first go read this http://cryptic-mysteries.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-laden-dead-but-conspiracy.html

well whether he is alive, dead recently, or an old rotting corpse i must say this reeks of conspiracy of some kind. i kinda think the timing, being during obamas presidency, is the main part of the conspiracy. how convenient that the biggest doof be in presidency when this ass is killed. he doesn't deserve credit for this. even if it is true. the men that coordinate, strategize and go in and do the deed are the ones that deserve recognition. i can see him stroking his ego now. makes me ill. i'd puke if i could.

now if this is true then cool. but obama has no place in something he never started and wanted nothing to with. at re-election time he'll remind us all how fabulous he thinks he is. gag. so thats really all i have to say about this topic.

to sum it up, its a bunch of RUBBISH in some form or the other. ,

and yes i basically repeated myself in the second part using different words, redundant.

gerald the bad blogging goat

On the News Tonight

i don't really watch the news but i did tonight. i watched the local news. did you know that if you want to put an obama baloma sign in your front yard the democratic party will charge you five dollars!!! hahahahahaha mccain signs are free but obama needs your money for his national healthcare program i guess. now i thought the democrats were all about giving handouts and whining about all the suffering going on in the country. oh sure, as long as it doesn't come out of their pockets. sound like a bit of a contradiction? yeah i thought so too.

gerald the news watching goat

Tidbits from Penelope

time for some serious issues.

obama is the next messiah. are you laughing? well you should be. my human heard that people are calling him the messiah. well we now have proof that some americans are truly insane and do indeed need all those anti-pyschotic drugs that everyone is pushing. please locate these believers and give them drugs.

"pay it forward" or your an ass! i sure am tired of all these public displays of kindness. i think we've mentioned this before but running through the streets and going on t.v. telling everyone how great you are because you pay it forward is not right. shhhhh. it's supposed to be a quiet thing, not a big deal. now you can get airtime on oprah for doing something for someone else. worse is that these people are trying to make everyone else feel bad if they aren't busting their ass for others. giving and doing for others is a personal thing. in most people it is already built in. we don't need the media telling us to do it or making us feeling bad if we aren't. sometimes just smiling at someone is giving back. oh and did i mention i don't care for the title "pay it forward". can't stand it! on a forum recently someone said it should be mandatory for people to watch some movie(i think) called "pay it forward"(cringe). mandatory? oh sure next we'll be fined for not paying it forward. there will be a "p.i.f." police who will track everyone to make sure they are giving back. if not you will have to go to a course on paying it forward. somehow i think this attention and pressure on people to do this takes away from the heart which is supposed to be the important part. next we'll have people going on talk shows for help because they can't say "no" to anyone. there will be marital problems because women(the usual culprit behind this crap) are neglecting their families more than ever. "i just didn't have time for them because i was saving the world" "i know johnny needs to go to the doctor for his cancer but mrs. jones needed her hedges trimmed and her poodle washed" "i know we need to eat but the people down the road need food too so we are just going to have to starve" it's foolishness and just plain dangerous. especially in the hands of oprah. stop telling us that we need to pay it forward. now i know there are stories in the bible about giving away the last of your oil and god providing for you because you helped people but i'm sure there are passages in the bible about being foolish. again though it's a heart thing however women are usually controlled by their hearts and without supervision they could really mess stuff up. "i'm addicted to giving" aren't i great!" "look at me, look at me, i'm so important!"

gas prices got you down? kill the earth day freaks.

the economy is going to hell and we're all going to die. "i can't get my morning breakfast at mcdonalds, things are sooooo bad" "prices are going up on everything and we will all starve if we can't get those frozen pizzas for dinner" learn to bloody cook you pathetic thing! better yet free range some chickens on your lawn and you'll have eggs and meat right in your yard. yeah i know, you can't kill animals. animals are people too. "i could never butcher anything" yes you can you just aren't hungry enough yet. people need to stop whining and crying to the politicians and help themselves. obama isn't going to feed you or save the economy. obama isn't going to bring gas prices down for you. oh sure they might but they want to take over the oil business so they can CONTROL it. no thanks, i'll take the high prices over communism anyday. people panic too easy. the worst thing people can do when the economy is bad is to go to your government wanting them to fix everything. oh sure they'll fix it but when it is all said and done, when you can get your morning breakfast at the drive thru, you will find that the government will tell you what you can eat for breakfast. so please people, just adjust.

penelope the cat who helps herself

Health care for all, and to all an expensive pizza!!

what does a pricy pizza have to do with socialized healthcare? if we decide to become socialists then the price of EVERYTHING will go up. but that's okay in three years i can have my broken leg taken care of by a physician of michael moore's choosing. i agree insurance companies are jerks but turning our republic into the demoncrats haven is not the solution. do i have a solution? sort of. stop getting insurance. put them out of business. power of the people, not power of the government. do you really think your government gives a rats ass about your cancer when your 70? heck no! they will let it eat you alive. yeah your insurance company might do the same thing but at least you get to die knowing it wasn't hillary, or that osama obama bobama guy, who did you in. you poor poor people, only your all powerful government can save you. conform or die. you boneheads. we rank 37 on the healthcare crap list sooooooooo all of you who want healthcare and expensive pizza can pick a country, 1-36, denounce your american citizenship, and get out. oh and take rosy o'scary with you. oh and to correct that michael bore guy who said we don't pay for schools and fire departments well he obviously doesn't know where his tax dollars go! maybe he isn't even paying taxes. so i leave you with my goat rant. i will go set the bone in my leg and dip gauze in plaster of paris for my cast. i'm sure i can find some wild plants to chew on for the pain.

gerald "his own doctor"