Showing posts with label oprah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oprah. Show all posts

Monday, July 7, 2008

Tidbits from Penelope


time for some serious issues.


obama is the next messiah. are you laughing? well you should be. my human heard that people are calling him the messiah. well we now have proof that some americans are truly insane and do indeed need all those anti-pyschotic drugs that everyone is pushing. please locate these believers and give them drugs.


"pay it forward" or your an ass! i sure am tired of all these public displays of kindness. i think we've mentioned this before but running through the streets and going on t.v. telling everyone how great you are because you pay it forward is not right. shhhhh. it's supposed to be a quiet thing, not a big deal. now you can get airtime on oprah for doing something for someone else. worse is that these people are trying to make everyone else feel bad if they aren't busting their ass for others. giving and doing for others is a personal thing. in most people it is already built in. we don't need the media telling us to do it or making us feeling bad if we aren't. sometimes just smiling at someone is giving back. oh and did i mention i don't care for the title "pay it forward". can't stand it! on a forum recently someone said it should be mandatory for people to watch some movie(i think) called "pay it forward"(cringe). mandatory? oh sure next we'll be fined for not paying it forward. there will be a "p.i.f." police who will track everyone to make sure they are giving back. if not you will have to go to a course on paying it forward. somehow i think this attention and pressure on people to do this takes away from the heart which is supposed to be the important part. next we'll have people going on talk shows for help because they can't say "no" to anyone. there will be marital problems because women(the usual culprit behind this crap) are neglecting their families more than ever. "i just didn't have time for them because i was saving the world" "i know johnny needs to go to the doctor for his cancer but mrs. jones needed her hedges trimmed and her poodle washed" "i know we need to eat but the people down the road need food too so we are just going to have to starve" it's foolishness and just plain dangerous. especially in the hands of oprah. stop telling us that we need to pay it forward. now i know there are stories in the bible about giving away the last of your oil and god providing for you because you helped people but i'm sure there are passages in the bible about being foolish. again though it's a heart thing however women are usually controlled by their hearts and without supervision they could really mess stuff up. "i'm addicted to giving" aren't i great!" "look at me, look at me, i'm so important!"


gas prices got you down? kill the earth day freaks.


the economy is going to hell and we're all going to die. "i can't get my morning breakfast at mcdonalds, things are sooooo bad" "prices are going up on everything and we will all starve if we can't get those frozen pizzas for dinner" learn to bloody cook you pathetic thing! better yet free range some chickens on your lawn and you'll have eggs and meat right in your yard. yeah i know, you can't kill animals. animals are people too. "i could never butcher anything" yes you can you just aren't hungry enough yet. people need to stop whining and crying to the politicians and help themselves. obama isn't going to feed you or save the economy. obama isn't going to bring gas prices down for you. oh sure they might but they want to take over the oil business so they can CONTROL it. no thanks, i'll take the high prices over communism anyday. people panic too easy. the worst thing people can do when the economy is bad is to go to your government wanting them to fix everything. oh sure they'll fix it but when it is all said and done, when you can get your morning breakfast at the drive thru, you will find that the government will tell you what you can eat for breakfast. so please people, just adjust.
penelope the cat who helps herself



Saturday, February 23, 2008

Give a Kidney or You're a Jerk!!!


a COMPLETE stranger gave a kidney to an 8 year old girl. well that's very nice. except that the stranger is not a stranger because on the main page of every search engine they are named. now i'm a big fan of giving anonymously and i think that's the right way. it is even discussed in the bible as being the favorable way to give. but nowadays with oprahs pay it forward crap, or whatever that is, if you're not giving and telling everyone you know about it then you are a jerk!! you are stingy!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, KEEPING BOTH YOUR KIDNEYS LIKE THAT!!!! i'm bloody tired of hearing about all this giving!!! sure it's a nice story but c'mon. sure giving money is nice, buying a poor family a car is nice (oh, hey, i need a truck, if anyone wants to give me one)but now the media is making this big fuss about giving away your organs!!!! well this guy is not gonna be guilted into giving up his parts! thanks i'll keep, em'. mine! i do think that if i want to sell my extra organs then i should be able to list them on ebay. capitalism at it's finest. yeah i know, i'm a jerk, but i can still have a cold brew when i feel like it. if you wanna be nice and give an organ, then hey, give away, but don't let it be all over the front pages that you did it.



gerald the organ keeping goat

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Goodbye Free Speech/ More Girl Crap


that's right folks, kiss it goodbye. if imus can lose his job for being mean then we're on the road to being silenced. go liberals! the sickest part is that his remarks started a fire in the female population. no surprise since oprahs got her hand in the mess. last time i checked women call each other horrible names so i don't see what all the fuss is about. everytime a guy dumps a girl the new girlfriend is always a ho, bitch, slut, skank and others i won't mention. i guess it's the same rule that only african americans can use the "n" word. well men i suggest you hide in your homes till the girls get their hormones in check. we all know what they're like when they get riled up. uh the word bitch comes to mind.

gerald the manly goat