Gerald's Coming Back!!

he is in the wash now. i can hear him screeming. she put it on hot. once he is dry my human is going to give him some extra guts and sew him shut. the dogs had got him, then got him again. his head was like a pez dispenser. haha if only he did give out pez. my human told him what i have been up to here. i heard carrying on about "freakin, fluffy rabbit pictures with cats?!!!" apparently, even when his head is falling off he can still run his mouth. i think his comeback blog is about his dislike for indians so this should be good. our popularity should plummet! i can't wait. i still plan to post cause without me we wouldn't have cute fluffy bunny pictures.

penelope

Geralds Neck Injury

well here is his slit throat. not a very good picture. can hardly tell because his guts are white too. we think we can operate tomorrow since he is starting to get crabby. that means he's getting his strength back. antonio was released as he was at a save the world rally or something. too bad. the human was sleeping when it happened. we think maybe it was the dogs. but which one? we may never know. the cops won't waste their time on dog saliva tests. maybe i'll build a lab.

penelope