Back in White, Again

yeah, yeah, where the hell have i been. i'm not even sure. i think the human put me in a coma or something so i'd shut up. alas i am truly back. i hope. i missed my fans. i missed my friends. i will try to visit all of you over the next few days. i will also try to blog about something worthy of my greatness.

gerald the great majestic goat

Good To Be Back

yes folks, it's true, i have finally returned. see the human went completely loco cause the doc gave her some pill that is supposed to help pain. alls it did was help her cry and yell alot. she was like that for two months until she finally cracked. you should have been there. it was so funny. ah but anyway this is about me, not the mental patient. you can see from the picture above that my stunt double finally arrived. boy he sure is handsome and of the best quality. i've been having him do all sorts of exciting things to perk this blog up and i can't wait to show you all. i did have to get rid of the other stunt double. he had an accident in the kitchen. guess he fell and snapped his neck. oops. well those things happen. i will now go but don't worry im here for awhile again. i do need to catch up on all of my great friends that i have missed so very much. good to see you.

gerald the "back in black" goat

Gerald's Coming Back!!

he is in the wash now. i can hear him screeming. she put it on hot. once he is dry my human is going to give him some extra guts and sew him shut. the dogs had got him, then got him again. his head was like a pez dispenser. haha if only he did give out pez. my human told him what i have been up to here. i heard carrying on about "freakin, fluffy rabbit pictures with cats?!!!" apparently, even when his head is falling off he can still run his mouth. i think his comeback blog is about his dislike for indians so this should be good. our popularity should plummet! i can't wait. i still plan to post cause without me we wouldn't have cute fluffy bunny pictures.

penelope