T.V. time with Gerald

i spent a day watching t.v. recently and what a bunch of crap!!!! commercial time had me ripping my fur out and spitting on the floor i was so appalled! here's a small bit of what i heard and saw.

"parents, read to your kids".......what? no sh** !!

"parents, eat dinner together with your kids"

PARENTS you are really mucking it up if t.v. has to tell you what to do with your kids

oh yeah there is also an obesity epidemic in children and we need to take a walk with our kids. oh and then there are the diapers. i'd say don't get me started but it's way too late for that. lets explore the diaper for a moment. it has two uses, one is to catch urine and two to catch fecal matter. thats all the exploration you need. so why in hell are you stupid parents paying a bloody fortune for pampers and huggies? is it the cute little pictures on the butt that NO ONE sees? is it the fact that they told you your walking baby needs the new special cut active diaper or he won't be able to move as easy. THAT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST LOADS OF POO I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!! parents you have gotten so stupid i'm suprised diapers don't have letters that read FULL when the diaper has reached capacity! what i want is a plain white diaper. no pictures. just the elastic in the legs, tabs to keep it closed, and the absorbing crystals. we'll call it the smart diaper. the packaging will be white and in plain black letters will read Smart Diaper. They will cost half the price of the extreme generic diapers and absorb just as well as the rest. oh and luvs, if you have a leak guard guarantee then maybe parents do need letters on the diaper that say FULL when johnny needs changed!

gerald

BOO Police

yes, i said boo police. i saw it on fox news a couple nights ago. they have put boo police at basketball games somewhere in the state of washington i believe. thats right you must embrace the rival team with love and acceptance. cheer for them too. hell lets just not have a winner so no one feels bad. we're all EQUAL. yes even you melvin who is always benched because you suck! melvin, you're a winner too. bring in the U.N. cheerleaders! what the hell happened to competition. isn't that what pushes us to do better? try harder? prove ourselves? i love competition. i love the rush i used to get standing at the plate holding that bat in my sweaty palms. we lost every game that season but who cares. that was my best year ever. i would have wondered what was wrong with the other team if they wouldn't have been haggling us.

so i ask again why aren't parents doing anything about the schools. oh goody our sons are turning into a bunch of non competitive zombies. whats the point of playing if there is no winner or you have to share your win with the other team that LOST. you know, the LOSER. what kind of players do you get then. no one will play their best thats for sure. i just can't believe it. well actually i can. my son played t-ball and they didn't keep score. don't want to hurt anyones feelings. so you can never say, hey, your not very good at that, lets try some other things. well no i'm not gonna try cause i can keep sucking at basketball and everyone is still gonna call me a winner.

gerald

remains the pissed off goat