Straight Pride Month and flag

every minority group in the country has a day or month, pride,parade, and a flag except heterosexuals. i say it is time we start rubbing our preference in everyones face. so lets start sewing our flag. what should it look like? what month should we claim? we can also demand a day of silence in public school for heterosexual students. then we can populate certain neighborhoods in all the major cities and put our "straight propaganda" all over our yard! we will also force all the gay first graders to walk in our parade. people will get mad, call us breeders, say we're shoving it in everyones faces; it'll be great!!! i mean how dare we. we might upset somebody with our openness. oh dear we might influence kids to be straight. the publics feelings will be hurt and we'll all get thrown in jail for expressing ourselves and offending people with our straight sexuality. who's with me? c'mon i know you want to! equal rights, right?

gerald

don't forget our own t.v station and magazine!

penelope is in the sweat shop sewing now

BOO Police

yes, i said boo police. i saw it on fox news a couple nights ago. they have put boo police at basketball games somewhere in the state of washington i believe. thats right you must embrace the rival team with love and acceptance. cheer for them too. hell lets just not have a winner so no one feels bad. we're all EQUAL. yes even you melvin who is always benched because you suck! melvin, you're a winner too. bring in the U.N. cheerleaders! what the hell happened to competition. isn't that what pushes us to do better? try harder? prove ourselves? i love competition. i love the rush i used to get standing at the plate holding that bat in my sweaty palms. we lost every game that season but who cares. that was my best year ever. i would have wondered what was wrong with the other team if they wouldn't have been haggling us.

so i ask again why aren't parents doing anything about the schools. oh goody our sons are turning into a bunch of non competitive zombies. whats the point of playing if there is no winner or you have to share your win with the other team that LOST. you know, the LOSER. what kind of players do you get then. no one will play their best thats for sure. i just can't believe it. well actually i can. my son played t-ball and they didn't keep score. don't want to hurt anyones feelings. so you can never say, hey, your not very good at that, lets try some other things. well no i'm not gonna try cause i can keep sucking at basketball and everyone is still gonna call me a winner.

gerald

remains the pissed off goat

Addressing Homeschooling

A Superior Court judge in New Jersey says homeschooling is just about the same as deliberate child abuse. see article at www.worldnetdaily.com

some stupid so called homeschooling family abused their kid. wrong yes. typical, absolutely NOT. everyone is freaking out now that kids aren't being tested and slipping through the cracks. someone needs to monitor this. oh no those kids aren't getting their lessons on how to be gay, masturbate, catch an std, tolerate all things,get an abortion without your parents knowing, etc.

Slipping through the cracks? Please! Testing? The teachers can't even pass those tests. The public schools pass failing kids all the time cause no one wants to mess with them. let me tell you what i learned in public school: how to be very bored, how to long to learn things i was actually interested in, how to get out of that hell hole, how to draw without the teacher seeing, how to read something else without the teacher seeing,and so on.

I think i'm too mad to continue. i'll have to finish later. i can't write when i'm this mad. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! i'm going to go chase down some innocent little mice and tear out their throats.

penelope

The rights of animals

dear animals,

here are your rights.

you have the right to be eaten if i'm hungry
you have the right to move if i build my house in your woods
you have the right to dishsoap if i spill oil on you
you have the right to eat what you want, but if you dig in my trash you will be sorry
you have the right to stand in the middle of the road, but i might hit you and eat you
you have the right to be cute but i'll still eat you
you have the right to be ugly and still be eaten(ugly animals have rights too)

from the human