Can I Please Eat Them?

the human enlarged the chicken home cause the chickens are getting bigger and need more room. i want to eat one soooo bad. the human said i have to wait till they are bigger and on butcher day i will get plenty of chicken parts to eat. i jumped in anyway to practice my hunting skills. i didn't touch them but the human made me get out. she really needs to lighten up!

penelope the chicken craving cat

Geralds Neck Injury

well here is his slit throat. not a very good picture. can hardly tell because his guts are white too. we think we can operate tomorrow since he is starting to get crabby. that means he's getting his strength back. antonio was released as he was at a save the world rally or something. too bad. the human was sleeping when it happened. we think maybe it was the dogs. but which one? we may never know. the cops won't waste their time on dog saliva tests. maybe i'll build a lab.

penelope

Dear Fans,

gerald was in a terrible accident. his throat was slit in the night! we don't know who did it yet but we will find out. when he is stable we will operate. don't worry we will have photos of the operation. maybe a silent video since that's all the camera will do. antonio is in police custody for questioning. i think the human should be too. didn't she mention eating goat? i know there is some goat meat in the freezer. plus she is always threatening to kill him or eat him. she should be the number one suspect. i can't believe this happened. poor gerald.



penelope

Back to the Goat Farm

i went along but she didn't take any pictures of me. i couldn't believe it when we got home and she was loading the pics. i was not in any of them!!!!! she said she couldn't find me. i was sitting on a bench the entire time!! i don't think i should have to post any of the pictures since i am not in them but the human says i have to. i suppose i will since i like goats and all. plus ginger will be coming to live with us soon and i wouldn't want her mad at me. so here we go with the pictures i'm not in.

this is ginger. we are looking forward to her arrival.

here are the boer goats. i really like those. sadly they are considered meat goats and those babies will probably end up in someones freezer.

here are some of the girls. they are nice mostly. a couple have a bit of an attitude.

these are the new baby la mancha's. my human loves the chocolate one. i think she's nuts. goats need ears!

she insisted i post two pictures of the earless freaks!!

this little guy is named cowboy. the human likes him too. did i mention IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY EARS!!!!

so that was the latest visit to the farm. there were other pictures but i was sick of arguing with the human about which ones to post.

gerald the goat with ears

Grazing With the Goat

i'm so glad we finally have one of my kind here at the house. no more lonely hours of grazing. no more rock climbing alone. yes, life is definitely looking up for this old goat. maybe when ginger gets here i'll start a family.

gerald the happy grazing goat

Lost Acre Hobby Farm

the human and i have been building a website/store. ya see, she makes aprons and customizable pillows and i make chocolate caramels. she's been selling for awhile but now that we're getting goats (yippee!) and have the rabbits and chickens we're gonna need a place to advertise. i suggested she branch out more. the site isn't done but we definitely have some stuff listed. i'll be happier when those meat rabbits get to makin babies so we can have some decent food for a change. i heard something about eating the boy goats!! how dare she?! not on my watch you crazy murdering human!!!! so anyway go check it out and buy some of my caramels, they are divine!! i strongly suggest you go with the 2lb. special.

here are spiro the satin red buck and lylah the satin/new zealand mix doe. they were breeding.

this is "goat boy" the bottle baby nigerian dwarf goat. we're getting a nigerian dwarf doe named ginger soon. she has to be bred first and then we'll have babies in august sometime!

chocolate caramels being cut. yummy!

here are the chicks. alot of them are dual purpose. chicken dinner here i come!!

gerald the chicken eating, caramel making goat

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Gerald Goes to the Goat Farm!

yes, i went with the human to see the goats she's getting. it was great fun running around with my kind. there were nigerian dwarf goats, boer goats, la mancha(earless freaks), and two lambs. the lambs tried to eat the humans camera and ran off with it! i told them to. there were also turkeys, which are scary, and a bunch of chickens. the human brought one of hers home since they are already paid for. she took it from it's mother!!!! she is so mean. i must say i smell much better than he does. it's amazing what regular washing can do. well here are my pics!

me riding goats! such fun!

this is an earless freak la mancha!

me eating with the goats!


big scary turkey!

this guy was quite friendly. i wanted him to come home with us.

me watching the poultry. yum!

riding another goat. it was very nice of them to let me get around this way.

another scary turkey!

i highly recommend owning goats. we are a great animal to have around! we're goatastic!!

gerald the goat riding goat