OH NO!!! Don't Say Mint Sauce to Sheep!!!

ahhhh!! so, i tried getting the sheep to go away by saying mint sauce, and they attacked!!!

see, i knew these sheep were up to no good. i am quickly losing control of this situation. once my head stops hurting i am going to do something. i really am this time. i've been flapping my gums and doing nothing like a politician. no more!!

gerald the motivated head hurts goat

Oh Come On! Really?

i don't know what these sheep are up to but it looks like cooking. i sealed up the window so no more can come in but that doesn't change the fact that there are sheep in the kitchen doing something.

this really can't be good.

gerald the confused goat

We got this award at Eric and Flynns. They were supposed to pick 10 bloggers who brighten their day but couldn't just pick ten so said if we were a regular we could add it to our page. So thank you guys!:

1. Copy and paste award to your page.
2. List 10 things that make you happy and try to do one today.
3. Tag 10 bloggers who brighten your day.

1. other beautiful goats like myself
2. really good hay
3. cookies, i love cookies (gingerbread are my favorites)
4. carrots
5. jumping on stuff
6. meeting new girl goats
7. blogging
8. my friends on here
9.my human when she is nice and not moving in sheep
10. finding a really great tree to scratch myself on

i don't know ten bloggers and don't know how to tag. in fact i can't do much of anything cool with my blog cause i never figured out how or don't understand . oh well, i am just a goat, a majestic goat, not a computer tech goat.

Night Guard

as a livestock guardian dog i am the best in the business. i don't have goats to watch as they are staying at a friends but i have people to watch. gerald came to me about the sheep problem wondering how i didn't know they were breaking in. i had no answer for him but said i would keep an eye out. i set up motion sensor cameras. it's a good thing i did cause lastnight was the biggest break in of sheep ever. here is what i caught lastnight.

this sheep apparently got stuck but they got him out. i've never seen anything like this before.

so i will be reporting this to gerald and let him handle the rest. they were very quiet. i hear everything but them. i hope i don't lose my job over this breech of security. i'm not even a year old so maybe they will go easy on me.

perseus the mighty

Beautiful Snowy

i thought you could use a break from sheep and that lunatic goat so im going to tell you about how fabulous i am. first lets look at me.

first notice that the human has not taken care of the "good camera problem". second notice all my lovely points. third would be my beautiful blue eyes but the good camera is not working. gerald is jealous of how lovely i am and so is perseus. im the only animal here with blue eyes. that alone makes me...um... shall we say... majestic! see he isn't the only majestic animal. plus he isn't majestic. he is a goof. so let me show you how cute i look when i roll around on the floor.

im trying to kill the evil brown dog lucy. she won't leave me alone. everytime i come in she jumps on me and wants to play. that gets my fur wet and ugly so i bite her and jump on her. she is dumb also as she won't stop trying to play. oh well im not afraid of dogs. i chased the neighbors dog the other day. it ran up on the porch it was so scared! so back to my beauty. i am very soft and the human loves to pet me. even the humans owner loves me and he isn't that into animals. my human feeds me very well. i do miss the goat milk she used to give me though. i am good at getting rid of mice. i've gotten three here and now the humans love me even more. yes i am fabulous. i am pleased to finally get to address all of you. if you love me send me temptations and catnip.

snowy the most majestic animal

just a note: a four year old named me when i was born. i was all white so i figure she didn't know i would not look like snow later on.

HOW Are They Getting In?!

this is madness! how are they getting in? looks like they watched wallace and grommit(which i love) "a close shave" or they are from the circus. i do not understand why they keep coming. my human says they are very entertaining. sure they aren't. i tried to convince them that only frank can be here but they just don't listen. they don't really say anything either. silent means dangerous, or really dumb. i'll be sleeping with one eye open, thats for sure. the newest evil member is named joe. where do they get these names? i think i will rename them. flopsy, mopsy and dopey might work. i don't know. i think you aren't supposed to name them cause then you get attached. well i wouldn't but my human would. i can just see her cuddling one of them. ugh im gonna be sick.

gerald the sheep investigating goat

post script: did you notice that herb(thats what she named my stunt double) has a scarf. she made it for him. i don't have a scarf.

Just When You Think It Can't Get Worse....

oh, heck no!! franky lanky has a friend. the friend showed up this morning. his name is carl. seriously? carl? i told the human about carl thinking he could live here with frank and she said, "the more the merrier". carl brought frank his hat. i didn't know sheep wear hats. i guess they do. i have got to get control of this situation. this can not go on. we can't have sheep running amuck (did i spell that right?). i guess ill need one of those shepherd things with the hook so i can grab them by the neck without touching them. if they are staying here they are gonna need a fence to keep them in one place. control is the key here i believe. they need to learn who is boss and that is me, the great majestic goat. OBEY ME!!

gerald the head goat