Back in White

Yes, thats right, i have returned from the depths of amish land; or at least it felt like that. the human bled alot, then a baby came but stayed at the hospital, then it came home, and then finally after seven months i matter. hmmmm, thinking i should have stayed the most important thing but i guess i'll get over it. anyhoo let me just find out whats going on with my friends, the world and everything in between and then i will resurect my greatness!!

gerald the fantastic goat

osama bin laden

first go read this http://cryptic-mysteries.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-laden-dead-but-conspiracy.html

well whether he is alive, dead recently, or an old rotting corpse i must say this reeks of conspiracy of some kind. i kinda think the timing, being during obamas presidency, is the main part of the conspiracy. how convenient that the biggest doof be in presidency when this ass is killed. he doesn't deserve credit for this. even if it is true. the men that coordinate, strategize and go in and do the deed are the ones that deserve recognition. i can see him stroking his ego now. makes me ill. i'd puke if i could.

now if this is true then cool. but obama has no place in something he never started and wanted nothing to with. at re-election time he'll remind us all how fabulous he thinks he is. gag. so thats really all i have to say about this topic.

to sum it up, its a bunch of RUBBISH in some form or the other. ,

and yes i basically repeated myself in the second part using different words, redundant.

gerald the bad blogging goat

William S. Burroughs, Influential?

i watched a special on pbs(liberal t.v.) lastnight about this guy. i am near appalled that people found this gun toting drunk druggie influential. sure perhaps if you want to use him in gun safety class on what not to do with your gun. he was the naked lunch guy. my human said she watched it but her mind blanks on it. i mean seriously this guy would have been into little boys had the law allowed and who knows what he got away with in other countries. its stuff like this that shows just how backwards this country is. he accidently shot his wife in the forehead cause she had some splendid idea for him to shoot a glass off her head. then there is his shotgun art. shooting a spray paint can and calling the splatter on wood art is rubbish! takes alot of talent to fire a gun at spray paint. his followers are the expected american hating usuals. the only thing this guy said i agreed with was how he didn't get why when there was a shooting spree they want to disarm the ones who didn't do it. he also said something about how he didn't like the idea of only the military and government having guns. im not quoting him on any of this just trying to get the point across on his gun beliefs cause i dont remember exactly what he said. as far as his friends go he had plenty cause the party was always at his house. he got the best drugs, probably bought all the booze and ammo was on him. party on dude! nothing like a mix of drugs, booze and guns. sounds more like some low life gang. influential? hardly. unless you like your heroine mixed with rum and coke and a side of bullet in your skull. rubbish!

let the hate begin

gerald the influential goat

Christmas Card For Me

got me first christmas card today! my good pals at http://twodevoncats.blogspot.com sent it to me. i dont think ill be receiving any others though cause im a baaa'd goat. i'm so happy they thought of me!

gerald the christmas card getting goat

A Shearing We Will Go

this happened over the summer when my human was house sitting where her goats live temporarily. the owner of the place has this here sheep. its a jacob sheep named jacob. real origional i know. so the sheep is as wild as a pig caught in hot wire but she did manage to catch it. problem is she didn't know how to tie it up in a way to keep its head up. so they wrapped its horns to the milk stand. i was laughing so hard. poor guy. he isn't being hurt at all but it looks awful.

i would like to note that the human has never sheared anything except her legs. so anyway she proceeded to cut off mr. jacobs wool with a pair of scissors, fiskars to be exact. strange practices these humans have and i am grateful i don't have wool. he did pretty good but the human cut his testicle sac and felt pretty awful about it.

above is the finished product.. looks like a whole new sheep! luckily claire at whispering acres helped the human with this project.

gerald the anti shearing goat

The Humans Counterfeit CHI Flatiron Dilema

my human has a situation going on. it involves a CHI flat iron she bought at helmarts (wal mart) smartstyle. it did what it was supposed to do but she decided she didn't like her hair that straight and got a round brush. she then decided to sell the pricey flat iron on ebay. imagine her shock when farouk the chi makers had her auction pulled for counterfiet!!! she fought with them awhile about how it isn't a fake. then she fought with smartstyle and regis who will not refund her money cause its been longer than thirty days(she got it in july of this year). the human thinks in the case of being sold counterfeit trash the return policy shouldn't matter. farouk threatened legal action if she tries to sell the iron but does not care that smartstyle/regis is selling counterfeit irons. does that make any sense? the human also talked to the better business bureau who called it a return policy dispute. huh? so basically its okay for businesses to sell counterfeit products but not for private citizens. the human is very cranky cause she is out $100.

gerald the authentic majestic goat

Snowys Kitten

awhile back snowy had some kids. the human kept the one that looked like her. sounds a little prejudice to me. the others were striped and black. i think the human has something against stripes. anyway this kitten is named zebra cake. i know, i know. origionally one of the human kids named it angel cake then changed it to something else like melody. that didn't work out either. so one night the humans owner called it zebra cake and that just stuck. poor thing. she's nice enough at least, despite how cranky she looks in the picture. i think she had just woke up.

here she is sleeping with her mum. while i may sound like a softy, i happen to think this picture is cute. yes i said cute. shhh!! tell no one i had a weak moment!!

gerald the sometimes sentimental goat