Where Was That Dog?

i must have been very tired last night. i was dreaming of having a sheep cook off. i was winning with all my delicious sheep entrees and then a giant sheep showed up with a goat to cook. i woke up startled and found myself on a plate. was i still dreaming?

i just want to know one thing, where was that dog?

gerald the edible goat

All Is Quiet Soooooo.........

we will look at a goat. this is alice the mini-mancha. she was the second baby ever born for the humans. her mama has blue eyes but she did not get them. she is one of the favorites i hear cause she was both dam raised and bottle raised so she is super nice. big deal, she doesn't have real ears like me. i threw a fit when the earless wonders showed up. i was so horrified i wouldn't even go near them. i still keep my distance and try not to make eye contact for fear of saying something i'd get in trouble for. so anyway this is alice, she is a year old this month, and the human says she is pretty. huh? oh well.

this picture is old, this is not her at a year old.

gerald the goat with ears

Sheep Love

ugh i think i am gonna be sick. there was a lot of this going on around here with the sheep. i don't think would i have cared so much except that they kept using "ewe" instead of "you". luckily the humans don't really do too much on v-day. one year she got two goats but i think that's the only time she got anything. lucky for me rut is over so i don't owe anybody anything. yep, that's me the bachelor. boy do i save money. can you just imagine if i had to get something for every doe. i would be in the poor house. heck there wouldn't even be a house!

gerald the single goat

herb (thats my stunt doubles name incase i hadn't told you) tried to make a goat snow angel but it didn't go well. see, herb there is still wearing that scarf. herb is a dwork.

gerald the anti scarf wearing goat

Darn Humans

sorry for being away, i will now continue with the sheep horror of pies and such. i guess they were just making a pecan pie. why? why would nine sheep move in here to make a pecan pie? i did not eat the pie. the human said it was very good. i guess it wasn't poisoned or the poison they used doesn't hurt humans. im not sure whats going on but i hope to find something out soon.

my human decided to get a migraine (maybe it was the pie), then a spinal injection for pain (which has only given her a headache and back pain so far) and then she went to an infectious disease doctor for no reason so that is why i haven't been on. unfortunately she hasn't given me access passwords but i am in the process of hacking so next time she decides to be ill and such i can continue my work. i will catch up with all of you soon.

gerald the hacking goat

Hmm, Could it Be Pie?

i think it may be some sort of poison pie. i saw this one rolling out the dough into a circle shape. i believe he is probably coated in arsenic. i must say it was a little funny watching him roll. but i still believe they are evil. perseus is going over some plans and snowy is fluffing her fur for what im hoping will be a battle to end the sheep problem.

gerald the plotting goat

The Cooking Continued

well the little punks continued there little project despite my protests. im still conjuring up a plan to get rid of the vermin.

i think they are making poison biscuits.

gerald the confused goat