When Goats Attack

 seems unheard of, i know. while browsing photos of the handsome species that i am, i came across a story about a goat that killed a man. this story is old and there was a lawsuit to have the goat killed. i dont think a goat should die because stupid humans insist on mixing with us. sure we can be a dangerous lot but lions, tigers and bears, oh my, are dangerous and we aren't hunting down every single one of them. the fact remains that humans are dumb and animals always pay the price. bob boardman is dead and killing my kin is not going to bring him back. the park that klahhane billy(pfft, dumb name given by humans) lived in once decided it had too many of us living there. so they flew many of us back to our  native home but were going to shoot the ones leftover because they determined flying us was too dangerous. i think perhaps humans are too dangerous. they created the goat problem and their solution to too many of us is death. i think we should be able to overrun the world. if you would like to read this story then go here... http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/11/lawsuit_klahhane_billy_monstro.php

gerald the anti goat killing goat
sorry this post is rather rushed, im a busy boy today

Human Trouble

my human is getting annoying. it started with the beginning of this year. she had to have emergency gallbladder surgery. boohoo. blah! then her face absessed so bad she spent four days in the hospital. boohoo! then she had major dental work. boohoo! oh and she says sleep denistry is a load of poo as she was awaks for the whole thing and it was horrible. boohoo!! you see where im headed i hope. she is nothing but problems. she needs to be exterminated or something. oh and did i mention that last year in october she brought a little monster named phineas home from the hospital. because of him shehas a monster sized incisional hernia that is preexisting and has to stay till it strangulates or time runs out on the preexist part. boohoo! again she is nothing but problems. can't they give her a new body or something? she's been spending more time at the doctors than she does taking care of my special needs ( gourmet treats, carrots, the best goat feed etc.) and i need my hooves trimmed. HELLO HUMAN!!! ME, ME, ME, ME!!! she is so selfish. so what if the pill cabinet looks more like a pharmacy. stop popping pills, junkie, and do your job!!! humans are nothing but trouble.

gerald the hoof rot goat