Anniversary & Vacation

our humans' anniversary was saturday and they both forgot!! haha! our human thought that maybe he remembered and was waiting to see if she'd say anything, but not the case, he forgot too! oh, can you feel the love?!

my human informed me that we are on vacation. what? no one is going anywhere so i don't see the point. i think she's just too busy with the goats and such to pay attention to my needs. i plan to put a serious stop to this. penelope thinks it's a fine thing. well of course she does. what do cats do? they lay around. her life is a vacation. pampered with a bowl of food and water. i have to go out and find food. somehow i think this isn't right. the human should have to go out and pull food for me. there is grain but apparently since i'm not a girl in milk i don't get any. oh the injustice!!! i was going to find a new home but the human said i wouldn't be able to find a home with goats where bucks gets grain. maybe i'll have to start hanging with ginger during milking time. she gets a big bowl of food. i think i'm getting the short end of the stick here!

gerald the grain free goat

Chickens on Goats

well since i'm a goat and they are goats i see no reason why there shouldn't be pictures of goats on here. they are more interesting than rabbits. plus you can't milk a rabbit! plus i think ginger is pretty cute! i'm not sure why the chickens are sitting on them though. even more confusing is why the goats are just standing there letting them.

gerald the majestic goat

Goodbye Floppy

one of our humans favorite rabbits, her french lop, floppy got sick saturday. our human did everything she could for her but by sunday evening she was so bad that the human decided to end her suffering. poor bunny. poor human. she is hoping none of the other rabbits get it but already two of floppy's babies have died from the same thing along with all of lilly's. sorry human we know it was tough. floppy was a fine girl.

penelope writing with geralds permission

The Return of the King!

oh goodness! what has happened to my beautiful blog?! bad kitty! my picture is gone, there are cute fluffy bunny pictures, and not a thing of importance has been mentioned. see what happens when you leave women in charge. vote hillary! hahaha only kidding.

anyway i know you wanted some gruesome surgery pictures but this isn't reality t.v. i will appear in pictures when my neck has healed. the important thing is that i'm back and order can return. penelope, i will thank you for at least keeping things running, and mentioning the animal i.d. thing but other than that i'm not sure how i feel about your work here. fluffy bunnies? i just don't know. it's good to be back though and that is what is important.

gerald the goat king

Before He Gets Back........

i thought i'd get some more foofy bunny pics in. here are lylahs babies just over a week old. aren't they cute. they are soooo soft. their eyes are starting to open. one of them is a chunky monkey. my human hopes it's a girl and good stock so she doesn't have to sell it or eat it. she's questioning the killing part. i told her to just find someone to kill them, slit their throats, and then hack off the head for her. after that it's just fur and meat, oh and guts. wow this is great conversation about these little furballs!! well here they are. sorry for the yuck!

penelope

Gerald's Coming Back!!

he is in the wash now. i can hear him screeming. she put it on hot. once he is dry my human is going to give him some extra guts and sew him shut. the dogs had got him, then got him again. his head was like a pez dispenser. haha if only he did give out pez. my human told him what i have been up to here. i heard carrying on about "freakin, fluffy rabbit pictures with cats?!!!" apparently, even when his head is falling off he can still run his mouth. i think his comeback blog is about his dislike for indians so this should be good. our popularity should plummet! i can't wait. i still plan to post cause without me we wouldn't have cute fluffy bunny pictures.

penelope

Lilly Had Babies Too!!!

boy was this a big surprise. she had seven during the morning. my human didn't even know she was pregnant cause she figured since she was for sale at age three they had retired her for a reason. the bad thing is that they were born in the community cage and looking closely some have knicks on them. they were pretty cold when she found them but are much warmer now. hopefully all of these make it.

penelope