Confirmation of dognapping

well folks, it's true. the kittens really did dognap the gang leaders son. the uproar in the surrounding communities has already begun. the kittens are keeping the pup in a secret bunker somewhere. no word as to whether or not they will negotiate with the gang leader. in fact there is just no word from either side right now. more to come.....

gerald reporting

Tragedy in Animal Land

the remains of two of penelopes children were found early monday morning under some bushes. another kitten is missing and presumed dead. while we have no suspects, investigators are looking into a mexican canine gang a block over from penelopes home. penelope will be resigning from the blog for a spell, maybe forever. she will give her statement later. this has started a racial war between mexican canines and gray felines in surrounding areas. only time will tell what chaos will rain down on our once quiet, secure neighborhoods.


gerald the news goat