Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
oh and a hole in his hand, the guts came out and left his arm flat!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! she turned his arm INSIDE OUT to stitch his paw closed!!!
oh my goodness! i think i'm going to be sick!!!!
bears' new guts!! those are real beans!
he also had a opening in his foot. what a mess!
closing roadkill. i don't think i can watch this anymore.
nice job human! he looks like he got a butt lift too!!
what the hell is she doing to him?!
my human said she will give him new eyes as soon as she finds some. finds some? what? is she just going to happen upon some eyes laying outside or something? apparently when the seam ripper was in his face she was extracting the plastic buds his eyes used to be on. i'm gonna be sick again.
Saturday, December 8, 2007
oh sure she looks cute, but she's crazy!!!! if you look closely you can see where she ate the arm of the favorite chair. who the heck eats fabric? yeah i know, dogs. this dog eats anything. i saw her eat raw carrots once and her own vomit. she isn't like the "best dog". he hunts rabbit and skins them perfectly. this bloodhound is not very nice when there is food around. on that animal planet show they put dogs down for food aggression. my dumb human hand feeds her. she doesn't hand feed me!!!! the vet said to get a shock collar and then zap her real good when she's acting like an idiot. i can't wait. i'm going to put it on the human when she's sleeping!!! hahahaha. can you just imagine being jolted awake by that!! oh my gosh i can't stop laughing!!
yes that is a snowman in the freezer. we had a tiny bit of snow and the humans daughter had to build a snowman. no big deal but she put it in the freezer!! she says his name is frosty. he's always singing. it's a bit muffled but i hear it and it's driving me crazy. i'm getting a blow torch! i'll shut frosty up forever!!
sorry for the delay kids but my human has been making me work!! she's gone mad but i'll deal with her later. i wanted you to meet the best dog ever. the neighbors down the road are getting a divorce and just left their animals. he is the only survivor of the dogs they left. to look at him he's not so cute but when you learn about what a great dog he is you can't help but like the guy. he loves kids and cats. he doesn't like people to know he likes cats but my human has caught hime outside licking one and cuddling. i think he was just tenderizing it before he took a bite. he is a great guard dog. he chases the cows away if they are too close to the fence when we go out. c'mon cows can be dangerous. in fact when anyone goes out or comes home he runs the perimeter of the property barking to make sure it's safe. he's been hit by the mail jeep and survived. he comes in the house and never does anything wrong unlike that crazy bloodhound we'll meet later. he's just an all around great dog. his blue eyes are a little creepy. sometimes he stares intensely at me and i have to tell him to stop. but it's okay. he's a great dog. more pets to meet coming soon.