Human Trouble

my human is getting annoying. it started with the beginning of this year. she had to have emergency gallbladder surgery. boohoo. blah! then her face absessed so bad she spent four days in the hospital. boohoo! then she had major dental work. boohoo! oh and she says sleep denistry is a load of poo as she was awaks for the whole thing and it was horrible. boohoo!! you see where im headed i hope. she is nothing but problems. she needs to be exterminated or something. oh and did i mention that last year in october she brought a little monster named phineas home from the hospital. because of him shehas a monster sized incisional hernia that is preexisting and has to stay till it strangulates or time runs out on the preexist part. boohoo! again she is nothing but problems. can't they give her a new body or something? she's been spending more time at the doctors than she does taking care of my special needs ( gourmet treats, carrots, the best goat feed etc.) and i need my hooves trimmed. HELLO HUMAN!!! ME, ME, ME, ME!!! she is so selfish. so what if the pill cabinet looks more like a pharmacy. stop popping pills, junkie, and do your job!!! humans are nothing but trouble.

gerald the hoof rot goat

When OU Bears Get Hit By Cars

we rescued a bear out of a busy street! i named him roadkill. we think he only got hit once! the OU outfit is going to the burn barrel.

this is what we gathered for the operation.

the human gave him booze so he would be unconcious. i think hitting him over the head would have been quicker!

yuck! bear guts!

i stole his hat once he was asleep!!


this was the worst injury on fuzzball!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! he's got no eyes!!!!!

oh and a hole in his hand, the guts came out and left his arm flat!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! she turned his arm INSIDE OUT to stitch his paw closed!!!

oh my goodness! i think i'm going to be sick!!!!

bears' new guts!! those are real beans!

he also had a opening in his foot. what a mess!

closing roadkill. i don't think i can watch this anymore.

nice job human! he looks like he got a butt lift too!!

what the hell is she doing to him?!

post-op

post-op backside

my human said she will give him new eyes as soon as she finds some. finds some? what? is she just going to happen upon some eyes laying outside or something? apparently when the seam ripper was in his face she was extracting the plastic buds his eyes used to be on. i'm gonna be sick again.