my human is such a DUMBASS!!!! yep that's right. sure, she was tired of all the boxes sitting around. sure, after the presents were opened no one could get from the living room to the kitchen without injury. sure, it's legal to burn in the country when there is no burn ban. she seems to have fogotten something though. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER , burn when it is really windy!!!!!! NEVER!!! why? because you will surely catch everything on fire. what does my human want for next christmas? a longer hose. there is more scorched grass but why shame her anymore than what i have. the best part is that her owner is denying any knowledg of a grass fire leaving her on her own with the blame. hahahaha. merry freakin christmas!!
gerald the fire-proof goat