Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Then there were two.........

well it is just me and the moose. penelope never actually belonged to our human. penelope had an owner on the other block by our home. they call her smokey. the thing is, penelope spent more time at our house. in fact when she had her first litter of kitties she came to OUR human, NOT her owner.it was our human who helped her deliver those breech kitties!! by the time she had her second litter she was at our house 90% of the time!!!! after that she just stayed with us. it was our human who shoveled up the dead kitty remains when the dog ate some parts of them. it was our human who ordered free cat food samples for her, and free treats. it was our human who swore if they ever owned a home penelope would come with them. then came the flood. penelope's real owner found her soaking wet by their home. the flood clean up guys said they had seen her with her two kitties running around. our human saw penelope's owner at wal-mart and they didn't even know she had had kittens. so who is the real owner? we say our human. they just bought a home and we're thinking about a catnapping! doesn't she deserve to be with the people who really love her? we say yes and we will find her!!!

gerald the catnapping goat

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

aaaa that would be stealing! or kitty nappin. shame on you!!

Animals with Opinions said...

we never said we were animals who wouldn't break the law!!

Anonymous said...

I hate CATS. I have no problem with the moose, or with the goat, but Cats suck. Stupid finnicky animals. Gerald can stay with me, but the cats have to go. To Hell, if possible.

david mcmahon said...

A very, very, very warm welcome back ....

Animals with Opinions said...

anonymous,
i hate anonymous. anonymous sucks. stupid cowardly anonymous. i don't stay with anonymous. i prefer to stay with indentities. the only one going to hell is that moose and possibly you big boy!!

gerald the cat loving, anonymous hating goat

Animals with Opinions said...

david,
thanks so much for the warm welcome back. we're glad to be back.
gerald and moosey

Catmoves said...

My door is always open to strays. At least the four legged kind. Catnapping rubs me the wrong way. I've had number of cats "napped" and I miss them.
For my part, I wouldn't have ok'd "anonymous" comment. But I'm a believer in Mark Twain's statement: "Never trust a man who doesn't like cats."

Animals with Opinions said...

catmoves,
we're not a fan of cat napping either. we are a fan of taking good care of our friends.
gerald