Sad Goodbyes

well not this one. i am so glad that rosie is gone!! i don't have to take my blood pressure medicine anymore and my fur is growing back. i did watch the view from time to time and i think the best thing they could do is CANCEL it. cry, liberal feminist psychos, cry!!! well honestly lets skip the liberal thing. anyone promoting that show either wants socialism or communism. my guess is rosie never went to history class. well i did and i know for a fact when she says "AMERICA!!!!THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD" she is mad that america exists at all the way it does. what rosie wants is socialism. to her i say MOVE!!! for all of us rosie, move! and take your wife with you and go live with all those terrorists and see how long you last. you say we're all equal right? well i don't think it's gonna work out for ya anywhere. oh wait you donate, right? and anyone else that has money should too right? well you socialist psycho *********************(if i don't say it no one can bitch) . lets say i lay around all day and never do a damn thing butyou work your arse off..........guess what? half of what you made is mine. i didn't do anything but i'm entitled right. in daycare i was forced to share so i'm entitiled to ANYTHING i want even though i've never done anything. hey rosie i need a car so i'm just gonna use yours. hey rosie i need food, well you have to share so give me yours. it's my turn to eat!!!! boo freakin hoo i'm gonna tell my mommy you won't SHARE!!!!!!

gerald is suddenly too pissed to continue

aussiejourno's weekly blog awards

we're 31 this week!!! woohoo!!!!!!! now we just have to kill someone and then i bet we see number thirty!!!!

gerald

From the human

gerald, i know you took the photo of my UNFINISHED painting!!!! how do i know? well your white fur was on my couch and your hooves scratched up my camera. oh and you should have disabled the flash!! not to mention the missing pringles and my missing chocolates. oh and your fur was on the window you opened and crawled through. so maybe you shoud be signing off as gerald the busted goat!!!

human

To Rooster Boy

uh you seem a bit high strung, hot headed, and maybe over sensitive about cock fighting. we are for cock fighting so i don't think we were being insensitive. you know what? i am not going to justify anything to a crazy rooster from the south. we appreciate you being here.

gerald

From The Desk of Col. Angus

Honestly, son, don't you think it's a little insensitive to bring up an issue like cock fighting on Memorial Day weekend? Think of all the brave cocks and hens that are bravely serving....uh, I mean being served in Iraq and Afghanistan this very second. Don't think that we foul don't know about sacrifice...why, every morning a hen has to loose one of her young to an insurgent's omelet! Yes, sir, we cocks know a thing or two about combat, and I, as a retired officer, take umbrage at your trivialization of such a noble cock tradition. We are proudly known in South Carolina as "The Fighting Cocks," and I don't give a cluck about anyone who says we can't. We can, sir, and will, as long as this country is free and my name is Col. Angus! Gerald and Penelope, thank y'all so much for lettin' me put my two cents in...as for that commie-lovin' moose, well...he ruffles my feathers. BuGOCK!

Questions for guest speaker

i was just wondering, rooster boy, what is your stance on cock fighting? since it is a TRADITION that dates back several centuries we think it should be legalized EVERYWHERE!!! cock fighting is entertaining and the loser could be given to the poor for dinner. it's a win/win situation! cocks die, people eat! now i know rooster is not normally eaten, however, if you are hungry you will eat rooster!! yummo!!

gerald the rooster eating goat

WELCOME ROOSTER BOY

Guest Speakers

we thought it might be fun to let other important animals have a say here. colonel angus will be our guest for as long as we can tolerate him.

gerald

oh that is the humans unfinished painting that i had no part in photographing. whoever did it is going to be in a world of hurt.