im starting to feel bad for her. the other night the evil one year old hit her in the head with the broom handle. she never saw it coming. lastnight the evil one flopped down on her and hit his head on hers hard. miraculously he managed to hit her in exactly the same spot the the broom hit her. again she was completely unprepared. she said her head hurt and i think she has a knot on her head. she also burnt her finger in the stove. guess im gonna have to step up protection duty or she is gonna be dead by the end of the week.
gerald the protective goat
