i think the sheep have been doing brain experiments on my human. all i ever hear her talk about is sheep lately. oh and don't forget, "the cute wittle lambie poos". miss claire hasn't helped things. sorry dear, but that place where the lady made little lamb coats for those lambs, well my human didn't need to see that. all day yesterday was sheep and lamb talk. she even made her owner look at the lambs in their coats. oh and don't forget the black lamb. she just loved that lamb. WHAT ABOUT KIDS AND GOATS? i've never heard about sheep having personality or getting out of every latched goat ever invented. and with easter coming i heard her tell the owner that she wants a white stuffed lamb and a black one. she already has a big stuffed lamb from tractor supply that he got her for christmas. she doesn't need any more. what she needs is a big life sized stuffed me!! wait, that might mean i died. scratch that. why aren't there easter goats. people eat us at easter too!! but no the shelves will be lined with dumb stuffed sheep that my human will beg for and her owner will get her because he gives her anything she wants if he can. maybe i need to have a man to man talk with him. this sheep business must stop!!
gerald the tired of sheep goat