The rights of animals

dear animals,

here are your rights.

you have the right to be eaten if i'm hungry
you have the right to move if i build my house in your woods
you have the right to dishsoap if i spill oil on you
you have the right to eat what you want, but if you dig in my trash you will be sorry
you have the right to stand in the middle of the road, but i might hit you and eat you
you have the right to be cute but i'll still eat you
you have the right to be ugly and still be eaten(ugly animals have rights too)

from the human