last night the humans owner brought her a dozen of roses. the human doesn't get flowers often so she was really excited. she put them in a vase on the counter top. they sat looking pretty for the evening. during the sleeping time someone chewed on petals and broke two roses in half. i examined the chew marks and snowy is the only one who could have done it. the human is really upset. everytime she gets something one of us(well not me) destroys it. the humans owner got her a big stuffed sheep and one of the dogs puked on it. i could go on and on but i won't. poor human though.
gerald the sympathetic goat
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Dreadful. We have a cat but it lives in the barn. Basically all our animals live outside, except for Stickley the greyhound, who is such a lazy bum that he never manages to get into trouble because it would require too much energy on his part. Your poor human has such rotten luck - I think she must be due to win the lottery or something soon.
Oh no! Our mum would be upset too. We don't eat the flowers. You are very good that it wasn't you. No offence Gerald, but we thought goats ate anything and everything.
PS
We just noticed the photo of Perseus, so now we know who the secret cookie stash piler is.
i told her not to do it but she said they are very yummy. i told her i knew that but the human would be really upset. i guess she just couldn't control herself. i think thats why my human doesn't have plants. she looks at them at stores but never buys. and yes my human has very rotten luck. i called the old place "the house of death". im still looking for perseus' stash of cookies. he probably doesn't even have one. he just wants to watch me look for them. i might have to steal the van again.
gerald the doesn't eat flowers goat
p.s. the whole goats eat everything is a myth but we do eat alot of things. just depends on the goat.
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