yes it is true. not hard to believe though. humans just lack the grace and intelligence of animals. so the human left the old year with an accident and had another one for the new year. it was a shower thing. she swears the shower is slippery. so she slipped and fell. it's okay to laugh, i do everytime i think about it. when she fell she did what most humans do, tried to grab something to stop the falling. yes, yes, she grab the shower curtain which also brought the rod down on her face. oh i am dieing, this is so funny. so there she is covered in the shower cutain, huddled in a heap on the shower floor. i don't know how the humans owner keeps a straight face during her attention getting schemes. see i would have taken the opportunity to raid the fridge or something. not the humans owner. no, he is nice and helps her. he could have raided the fridge with me. oh well his loss. i guess she hurt her hip too. lovely, so now she is gonna dramatically limp about in hopes of getting treats im sure. i think she should be culled. if she were an animal and acted like that she would be culled for the preservasion of the herd. its just unbelievable the favors given to humans.
gerald the graceful goat