Friday, January 22, 2010

What Is This???

my human is so cheap. rather than ordering me a new stunt double that actually looks like me she is using this dworky looking dog toy goat. IT EVEN SQUEAKS!!! im going to have to take this into my own hands and order the goat myself. this will not be good for my reputation. not at all.

gerald the not dworky goat


Claire said...

Dear Gerald,
This is a very disturbing turn of events. What is with those insect-like eyes? How dare they even compare you to such a ghastly creature? If it wasn't for your poor human getting herself into trouble, I'd suggest emigrating to my farm immediately. But, you need to be there, to support her, and help her to see the light. Be brave, my man. Soldier on. Fight the good fight. I support you, 100%. You are not a stuffed toy. You are a REAL goat!

Eric and Flynn said...

OMG! Look at those googly eyes! It looks like it has overdosed on nip.
We know you are a fine upstanding goat Gerald. How could your Human insult you like that. You don't suppose all these accidents she has been having have affected her brain do you?

Anonymous said...

Keep on posting such stories. I love to read articles like this. Just add more pics :)