oh, heck no!! franky lanky has a friend. the friend showed up this morning. his name is carl. seriously? carl? i told the human about carl thinking he could live here with frank and she said, "the more the merrier". carl brought frank his hat. i didn't know sheep wear hats. i guess they do. i have got to get control of this situation. this can not go on. we can't have sheep running amuck (did i spell that right?). i guess ill need one of those shepherd things with the hook so i can grab them by the neck without touching them. if they are staying here they are gonna need a fence to keep them in one place. control is the key here i believe. they need to learn who is boss and that is me, the great majestic goat. OBEY ME!!
gerald the head goat