oh, heck no!! franky lanky has a friend. the friend showed up this morning. his name is carl. seriously? carl? i told the human about carl thinking he could live here with frank and she said, "the more the merrier". carl brought frank his hat. i didn't know sheep wear hats. i guess they do. i have got to get control of this situation. this can not go on. we can't have sheep running amuck (did i spell that right?). i guess ill need one of those shepherd things with the hook so i can grab them by the neck without touching them. if they are staying here they are gonna need a fence to keep them in one place. control is the key here i believe. they need to learn who is boss and that is me, the great majestic goat. OBEY ME!!
gerald the head goat
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Right Gerald, now don't panic but are you sure Frank's friend really is Carl and not Carla? It is very important that you find out otherwise you could be over run before you know it.
oh dear i hadn't thought of that. ill have to check. hmm not sure how im gonna do it without getting kicked but the last thing i need are a bunch of sheep running around. i don't like kids much.
gerald the majestic goat
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